Monday, April 28, 2008

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Dear Friends far and near,
Today we will analyze the ancient technique of "Shoot Panzani" otherwise known as the noble art the "crap"

The example shows that the article today, and 'clear and you can highlight all the psychological stages of this colossal Dance teacher and we tried and' failed (as did some newspaper published) a pouring out the Italian public.

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/08_aprile_28/croccolo_marilyn_84cd7b10-1506-11dd-805d-00144f02aabc.shtml

will report 'the article in its original version (in blue italics) and the intervallero' with Our observations and with a little exercise emulation:

"I had an affair with Marilyn"


Here! The first shot to attract the attention of astanti.E 'important that it is a huge exaggeration, because' the audience will begin to doubt, to laugh, but will be clearly drawn.


Let us also, "I beat Mike Tyson "

Croccolo The revelation of Charles, an actor of 81 years:" It lasted three months and then fled "


The newspaper presents the Master of strontium, which is showing off its ability ', but realizing where it can' bring this interview to a slight excuse: 81 years ... could be objectively vaguely stoned, but he did not, show polished, ready and this is recognized by the touch of the sample, 'a term exact its bullshit.

And now to us: "I punched shortly before his second ritono the Ring"

ROME - "Yes, unfortunately it's true. Marilyn Monroe and I have had a love affair. It lasted only three months but I was madly in love with her. Just being with her was hell and I eventually fled. "

Take heed to the sublime technique, first said he had an affair with a woman absolutely impossible for him, but a second later diminish the fact, a show of false modesty and even trying to pass for sciocco.L 'use of the words and 'masterful "UNFORTUNATELY" "I ran away" ... but unfortunately that? You idiot, you were with Marily Monroe .... you are away? But will be 'better run now that if you take your colleagues to swell hospice barrel, after this revelation.

ES: "I do not boast of having beaten Mike, violence and 'never a solution to diverbi.Avrei certainly could have prevented it with him and have an accident report"

LOVE STORY - The actor has revealed the curious details of the brief and tormented love story with [...]« I met Norma Monroe (Marilyn's real name was Norma Jean Baker) in the worst period of her life: she died about a year later, in 1962 [. ..] I met her at a party in Los Angeles, by Sammy Davis and the entourage of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy. I stood on the sidelines until I saw her. We started talking and then ... It started well, as many stories begin "

And here, the good Croccolo, pass, widen the range of sizes to stonzata ever seen before with a tiny detail that gives strength to the story, use your real name and not pseudonym, with a familiarity 'that could displace any microcephalic ... but then, but then, dear friends, the teacher understands that when you are' in for a pound ... and then dance 'cause restricted solely to Marilyn ... HE WAS A PARTY TO THE PRESIDENT KENNEDY ... oh mind you, but he stood apart '... then there is thin and note that' she was to see him ... NO COMMENT

Ex: "I was in Brooklyn that was driving my Corvette Limousine, accompanied home Milla Jovovich, and a red light a salami I tampona.E 'began, as many begin discussions "

The actor, however, reveals a detail that could to undermine the image of the woman who has become the universal symbol of feminine charm. "Marilyn was beautiful but had a bit 'of cellulite. When we started our story, Norma already taking stimulants and drank. His body had begun to suffer. [...]

At this point, though, 'maybe the Master realizes that and' exposed to too much, and then the screen behind a screen, in other words "Boys have been with Marilyn, but ... nothing that was a gore make-up, you know how many of you have been better?" but I do like ... TACI

ES: "Falling out of the car this bull a bit overweight, Tyson was in bad shape. I shout a bit and say that I nailed and then approaching menacingly. But if you scare me, is precisely the wrong type "

" Of course, it was not easy to be cavalier servant, not even for a woman so remarkable, but it was the only way to be with Norma. You had to accept everything about her, the fact that, even drunk, he knew one day and disappeared with him. I've accepted until One day, I did not over and I fled. "


Here, however, 'never said it was more' guessed the "Lies have short legs" adage has always been dear to the mothers, while attempting to justify its Balla, poor Croccolo drops the whole castle: If three months of history, she disappeared for days along with another, what do you mean? That the two were never together, already 'and' time if they talked once ...
Then a last attempt: "I have escaped ".... you ran away? Whilst it may be that you have exchanged telephone number, and 'that she has ever shit ... instead get a REASON, OLD!

ES: "QuandoTyson was one step away from me, stretching my arms to my neck, sferrai a powerful blow to the abdomen. I broke all the bones of the hand and from that day I feed only vegetable soup, but Mike still trembles in my memory "

And so, dear friends, concludes a class on how to spare Balle and how to identify them, hoping to be helpful, there was hope: A Good Shirt
Everyone!

Monday, April 14, 2008

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Dear Friends far and near,
Today, the topic on which I would like to reflect and 'and as' easy to become stupid overestimating ..

But first things first, and And let in useless chatter. In 1950

China is the 'Tibet saying that he was free (you know what, given that prior to the Tibetans were slaves became independent after a communist government of shit) and at that time only complained a great power 'of this fact in the councils of the UN: El Salvador (and it shows the futility' of the United Nations is not 'a recent thing)

So, we said that Communist China (shit) is occupies its Tibet in 1950, and Tenzin Gyatso (the current Dalai Lama), that time had 15 years to try to mediate with China (of shit), which is obviously not for shits and nothing in 1959 requires its terms of winning the useless Tibet. In 1959
United States (which never miss an opportunity to get their facts) are organizing an attempted uprising in Tibet against China (shit), obviously the revolt of those bald Buddhist fails miserably and Tenzin Gyatso , four four, leaving his fearless monks at the mercy of the Communists (of shit) goes to India and why you take the Nobel Peace Prize (award since he 'was also given to Arafat, has lost some of its value)

So Veneda to us and to this day, the Dalai Lama and 'in exile 50 years now and what' s gonna change for Tibet? NOTHING NIETO .

And then, after not having done anything, that is to say that shows the article in the Republic today:

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/04/sezioni/esteri/tibet -scontri-lhasa/dimissioni-dalai-lama/dimissioni-dalai-lama.html? ref = search


"Tibet, the Dalai Lama warns
" I resign if the violence grows "
" The Dalai Lama is in favor only non-violent protests against the Olympic torch and against repression in Tibet. "The violence - he said - is totally wrong." The aim is hoped that the spiritual leader is to achieve autonomy for Tibet
"

Then friends, I hope that none of you have overlooked the presumption and the obtuse stupidity 'that lurks behind these words.
But this one who is believed to be that after 50 years all that 'could do' to convince Richard Gere and Marco Columbro that if they behave well, you reincarnate into a form of life 'as intelligent ... if this was hard ... as long as you reincarnate in fullatore with 2 speed 'and the game and' done. This

bingo-bully monk whose mind is completely obscured (intorpitida, for the less educated) from the nonsense that shoots all the time and it is more 'now and not even realize that' slave of the character and that 'that is self-created' master of life (see article on Life Coach, below) even if this' he says has absolutely no sense.

wants indipedente of Tibet but does not want violence ..... but with its peaceful methods to Tibet in 50 years has never deigned to look anyone and only when four monks are a bit 'angry and have taken the baton someone has discovered the existence of Tibet.

In 50 years' went back and forth all over the world, no one knows with the money of those who know ... well ... with the money of fools who have come from his talk duped Pacific / reincarnationists / pantheistic and who bought his books and went to hear his lectures and still ... 'went back and forth like papolacco saying the same things Papaccio only that he was dressed in orange instead of white .... and above all getting the same results ie ': NO.
But this is nothing, so much pain in the ass who want to teach everybody how to live it and 'fill the world but it really insopporabile skinheads in this almond-eyed, even he does not believe in what he preaches ...

Let me explain: What is' a Dalai Lama ? a reincarnation of Buddha fat, right? and then 'something that you and predestined you and always will' to infinity ... and then this stoned from what you want to resign from his own soul or his karma, how do you resign from one thing to which you are 'doomed?

He does not understand anything which has the religion of his stupid ... maybe because it 's only un'accozaglia of bows with folded hands, orange robes and pacifist hypocrisy, anyone could start a religion so .....

Finally, Tibet will not 'never free, do it with peaceful means with the "violent" because' only interested in Tibet and the Dalai Lama Reinhold Messner (and all of its future incarnations) will continue 'to make money insecure about making money hand over fist, the Olympics will suck this year and China 'still a communist dictatorship of shit. Wishing
to all a good week .... Ayurvedic greet you as becomes rational people: Good
shirt Everyone! Your
Dalai Luca.