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JR Simplot ...

Dear Friends far and near, and
Unfortunately today 'came the news of the passing of one of the most' great men of the twentieth century:
John Richard "Jack" Simplot, the RE, CREATOR, Inventor and DITRIBUTORE of frozen French fries .

We used this blog to debunk, criticize and disrespect to all ideologies and all the people, but before the death of a personality 'as JR Simplot, personally I feel like writing a little post to remind him which has greatly influenced my life.

JR Simplot, a native of Iowa, the Midwest, but then stostatosi with his business in Idaho, was the North West, had the happy intuition of genius and freeze the potatoes already 'peeled and ready to be fried, cooked in the oven or microwave or in the thousands and thousands of other delicious ways to cook Tubers are the most 'loved the world.

This man, a righteous man to whom fortune has smiled on right, and 'Astro was a bright, a shining example in the bleak landscape of today's billionaires.

fact, if you scroll through the list of men 'the world's rich will always hateful to the top of the oil magnates, science nerds, industrial steel and so on, that' people who, instead of the migiorare quality 'of life, got rich worsening million people.
These sad figures, that in the post of 26 Ottoble 2007 (which I invite you to check again), defined as SPACCAPALLE believe that the work, the machines and the industry are things guys like, and do not realize that but men want many other things more 'simple and genuine: eat, drink, fuck and play. The problem
'Spaccapalle's always the same, although they are a small minority, with their ambition always able to command and circure the masses into believing that the " WORK ennobles man" (a phrase strikingly similar to " WORK MAKES FREE "memory of the Nazis) and e 'for this reason that a Man, a true man, and that 'managed to get rich by helping us to eat deserves our respect.
You say: "But the fries are not healthy food!" dear friends and I, I agree that there are not healthy, but they are food for fat people who give a damn if they fit and do not care to be cumbersome and therefore not productive according to the canons of Spaccapalle and at our Simplot and 'field 99 years, I want to see how many campera that bastard Bill Gates.

So 'we honor this great old and that if they' went leaving a great legacy 'laziness and cicciosita'.

And now I'm going to write the epitaph for JR Simplot :

"Sincere Men of the West,
Fair Value Man of
Big Man's Heart
Heart Potato"

Thank you for your attention.

PS I will quote only briefly the fact that the potato and 'one of a thousand references to flounder.

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Rispostina

Dear Friends far and near,
You'll also have you noticed that our knowledge of shrewd and pungent Blog Italic newsagents have become more 'cautious before publishing articles or silly farce, someone wants to believe but we Travaglio Effect we know Effect DucaLuca be.

So today I am going, with great joy saw the theme very dear to me, to respond to an email sent to me and requires a swift response:

"Doctor, could you give us a deeper personal hygiene with special reference on scaccolamento?
Above:
1 - days in which 'permitted the operation
2 - the right way and ergonomic scaccolarsi
many things, and regards "

Unfortunately my time does not allow me to dissect throughout the long chapter of personal hygiene (if you could do more 'episodes, perhaps, waiting for your return matching) and then we will focus on the timeless theme of "noses"

The SCACCOLAMENTO and 'an art, as well as being a pleasure, and that' refined down the millennia of civilization 'man, thanks practices, innovations and insights that make it, along with scratching my butt, one of the joys more 'democratic of all.

The need and pleasure to wipe his nose in depth and 'a practice that dates back to the dawn of Man, just because the man had the ability to stay upright on the lower limbs, it seems that the first use of the arms is was precisely to bring his hands up to his nose then finding an additional reason for abandoning the comfortable position on all fours, in addition to the ruin of all his pants on his knees.

Assyrian There is also a legend that tells how the giant and powerful god Gilgamesh, seeking 'happiness for all the world' and I can not find 'anywhere disconsolately back to his palace, and while he was sleeping in the garden of children propio playing kick the ball into his nose. When one of them went, 'then I take it' the ball and also happiness', which had been inside but not under the nose of Gilgamesh. Hence the term dates back
"nugget" to describe things like boogers valuable.

leave the historical aspect of the fine art of Scaccolamento to get into the deeper 'the technical act per se. The practice of doing
"THE CLEANING OF EASTER" be refined over time and has an intimate sphere, private door to amuse everyone with his nostrils and their content in different ways depending on your needs, time available and the density 'of mucus. The

snots occur in many forms: the
Verdone Viscidone also known as Slimer
Water nose, even that more 'properly Moccia
the Flat Shoals and finally the
Dried beads or Capers

forms are more' common to each of them there is a different way to get rid of.

start with the more 'tasty: the Verdone Viscidone :
usually occurs in conditions of great cooling and looks good as copious and abundant.
people around can 'seem disgusting, but who has, knows the satisfaction of the tip of nose Viscidone Verdone, which leaves the handkerchief in his range of colors ranging from yellow to fluorescent dark green.
Despite the scenic beauty of this Viscidone Verdone, there are drawbacks, and also quite dangerous to underestimate them trouble. The first incident
and 'the fact that with scaccolarsi Verdone is a trap of quicksand to the finger may remain forever embedded in Slimer until it will not be' found as a fossil, so it lacks some of the taste to whet your nose . A
get further problem 'represented by sneezing, which if occurs in the presence of a nose full of Verdone can' sometimes end up in the uncontrolled release of this most 'of the time on hand, in that case you must immediately find someone to a friendly and supportive pat on the shoulder. There

'then Moccia, pure and simple, and it' accounted for more 'than 99% water, it has a smaller cooling conditions and the most joy' large and can 'and give' The breakthrough of the paper towel after a powerful blow.
to its inconsistency, the main problem is 'represented by the leakage of snot nose without the owner's knowledge and is, for some, an awkward situation all around to see that they laugh when you can' taste the snot on his lips.
The best time to break free from Moccia Satisfaction with the highest and 'blow it powerfully in the hands in the shower. Incidentally
the snot, and 'that when you sleep creates the bubble, criticized by some Japanese cartoons of the caliber of Doraemon and Ladybug. The

Flat Shoals are the most 'hostile' cause they cling to the walls of the nostrils and tenaciously resist tip of the nose, only well-trained will be able to nail 'as a grimaldello.Proprio to eradicate this extreme tenacity the satisfaction to get rid of it compensates the loss of many brave soldiers like nasal hairs sacrifice themselves for the sake of breathing

Let us finally to Capers , perhaps the most fruit ' Delicious offered by our bodies.
They are small, funny and precious balls of happiness' salted with graceful nuances of the green. For
capers and 'the word Scaccolarsi born, they are allowing us to make women weep for the first time, in the guise of a threat when children with outstretched finger, putting it in the nose pointed at the girls they are dedicated verses of the immortals Maestro Stefano Belisario:
"I try in my nostrils
a testimony of my roots, but I find

a fig tree and I will have to 'spread under some bench
as youth'"
to non c ' and 'nothing to add.

And 'the caper that curious and crazy as is', in love with life sometimes goes offside to watch the world pass him circonda.e only a finger around the nostrils, can 'shatter his dream of freedom'.
The caper does not go away with a simple nose blowing, and it 'a true friend does not want to leave and asks nothing more than a niche in your nose, but this does not understand human ingratitude, but rather sees the presence of the caper as an intrusion into his privacy. It is from this misunderstanding
generate lots more 'atrocious between finger and caper, where the nose and' a battleground in a war without quarter, and then we can see scenes like this: left palm resting on the nose with the function of cover and support the index finger of his right hand in that mission is wedged into the nostril. The Caper
understand you not be welcome inside the nose and leaves his position, but once and 'between the fingers of man, it realizes the error of taking an innocent essersela snots and got a black remorse over the 'often can not' do without eating it.
The best place to get out and enjoy a caper is a red light from 1920 (year of the introduction of red light)

Our summary on this fantastic argument is to conclude but I can not help but to give you a quick tip: Be careful
the number of phalanges that you put your nose to bleed for hunting caper is not worth it.

Now friends, I hope I did a bit of light on a subject hated by right-thinking people but loved by the Free Men, I make a last appeal:
"Coming home, you will find the children. Pull a snots your kids and say, That 's the Duke of snots "

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Perche 'the Chinese are nasty to everyone ....

Dear Friends far and near good morning to all,
I think it proper to make a brief but necessary reflection on the profound injustice which is, unfortunately, continues engaging in China's favor (I will write 'the name of that tiny country just to witness the smallness of that state)

Let me explain, what's now on the front pages of every newspaper?

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/05/sezioni/esteri/cina-terremoto/terremoto-secondo-giorno/terremoto-secondo-giorno.html

For nearly twelve thousand confirmed deaths must be added personesepolte of thousands under the rubble. In the county of more than ten thousand missing
Mianzhu Earthquake and the Massacre of 20 000 victims already cineseForse

The earthquake in china, right? How many deaths? 20,000 ... and we're all very sad them, but we certainly want to remember the other day that there 'was a sea of \u200b\u200bburraschetta in Burma took out 300,000 people and more', and 'also sunk the ship carrying Red Cross aid. And this candid of Burma right to the title of national rather than 'sucker of the century along with Thailand and Bangladesh.

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/05/sezioni/esteri/birmania-ciclone-1/bilancio-onu/bilancio-onu.html

The latest United Nations figures give a tragediaLe more severe than official estimates of the Scheme are 28 thousand and 33 thousand victims scattered
Burma worsens the budget "220 thousand missing 100 thousand dead
sank the aid of the Red Cross office.

Now I will fly over 'the fact that if in a crowded nation, like the two above, we build houses in poo and straw on top of each other at the first gust of wind coming down 'with a domino effect all bad, that even to justify the existence of the UN.

prefer to focus sull'antipatia generating the Chinese, these damn scripts, buoniannulla, boastful and arrogant that are nothing.
Someone invented DVD players ... and they copy them, someone makes the Olympics and they also want them to do, someone has a humanitarian tragedy and to their copy ... are incredible, they want to make Saputelli, the first class without studying.
And this for me, dear friends, and 'something that I can not stand.

The examples are obvious and many more but I would take the 'explanation and that concerns us.
Everyone knows that the best of world cuisine and 'the Italian cuisine in the many forms that it assumes in the different regions, we know we know the Germans know the French (that crack of envy for this) and I learned the Chinese script.
And what did these useless people? They have not copied the kitchen, obviously being unable to prepare any dish worthy of the name but they have copied the idea of \u200b\u200bopening up thousands of good food restaurants.
There are so many of these slums mandarine that eventually the common man and 'believed that the poison that are not' so lethal.
Even the Italians should be disgusted by what 'that has been shaped by these Mangiacane go to Chinese restaurant to eat the treats that musigialli are cheap and then go home and say
"What clever these Chinese guy, make good food and make you pay the right, as they are honest "
I know everyone says that the Chinese give dogs and cats to eat and and 'why is cheap, but if you think about it: first, the dog and the cat are then so cheap as you think, then people will not be more disgusted then 'from time to eat in four at the Chinese restaurant they always willingly.

The secret ingredient that makes it attractive yellow kitchen in Italy and 'the OLD .
Italy and 'now full of magiariso but you have never seen an old man among them? NO.
Where to put them after they turned 60? In nursing homes? Hospices? I think not! I say with confidence that the Old and Old is a key part of Chinese cuisine.
understand, Friends, as these pseudo-geeks we're rubbing? By building their plates around the old, and they are blowing the primate of the restaurant with an ingredient in our beautiful peninsula and 'full !!!!!
Really Our cooks and chefs are so short-sighted not to solve this basic conundrum? Yet
and 'so simple and affordable for everyone ... THE OLD AND' GOOD!!
Think of aged wine or cheese ... and the same, and 'the human being.

only conclude recalling that those wise guy Berlusconi said that the Chinese boiled children. ... If he had told the truth ', which at the time he was well over 65 years would be the first to finish in pot.

friends let the soul in peace, this time we will not be heard, and witness the decline of the Italian table, let's enjoy as long as 'there will be'.
I greet you and beyond usual good shirt, I wish you a good appetite at all