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Dear Friends far and near,
You'll also have you noticed that our knowledge of shrewd and pungent Blog Italic newsagents have become more 'cautious before publishing articles or silly farce, someone wants to believe but we Travaglio Effect we know Effect DucaLuca be.

So today I am going, with great joy saw the theme very dear to me, to respond to an email sent to me and requires a swift response:

"Doctor, could you give us a deeper personal hygiene with special reference on scaccolamento?
Above:
1 - days in which 'permitted the operation
2 - the right way and ergonomic scaccolarsi
many things, and regards "

Unfortunately my time does not allow me to dissect throughout the long chapter of personal hygiene (if you could do more 'episodes, perhaps, waiting for your return matching) and then we will focus on the timeless theme of "noses"

The SCACCOLAMENTO and 'an art, as well as being a pleasure, and that' refined down the millennia of civilization 'man, thanks practices, innovations and insights that make it, along with scratching my butt, one of the joys more 'democratic of all.

The need and pleasure to wipe his nose in depth and 'a practice that dates back to the dawn of Man, just because the man had the ability to stay upright on the lower limbs, it seems that the first use of the arms is was precisely to bring his hands up to his nose then finding an additional reason for abandoning the comfortable position on all fours, in addition to the ruin of all his pants on his knees.

Assyrian There is also a legend that tells how the giant and powerful god Gilgamesh, seeking 'happiness for all the world' and I can not find 'anywhere disconsolately back to his palace, and while he was sleeping in the garden of children propio playing kick the ball into his nose. When one of them went, 'then I take it' the ball and also happiness', which had been inside but not under the nose of Gilgamesh. Hence the term dates back
"nugget" to describe things like boogers valuable.

leave the historical aspect of the fine art of Scaccolamento to get into the deeper 'the technical act per se. The practice of doing
"THE CLEANING OF EASTER" be refined over time and has an intimate sphere, private door to amuse everyone with his nostrils and their content in different ways depending on your needs, time available and the density 'of mucus. The

snots occur in many forms: the
Verdone Viscidone also known as Slimer
Water nose, even that more 'properly Moccia
the Flat Shoals and finally the
Dried beads or Capers

forms are more' common to each of them there is a different way to get rid of.

start with the more 'tasty: the Verdone Viscidone :
usually occurs in conditions of great cooling and looks good as copious and abundant.
people around can 'seem disgusting, but who has, knows the satisfaction of the tip of nose Viscidone Verdone, which leaves the handkerchief in his range of colors ranging from yellow to fluorescent dark green.
Despite the scenic beauty of this Viscidone Verdone, there are drawbacks, and also quite dangerous to underestimate them trouble. The first incident
and 'the fact that with scaccolarsi Verdone is a trap of quicksand to the finger may remain forever embedded in Slimer until it will not be' found as a fossil, so it lacks some of the taste to whet your nose . A
get further problem 'represented by sneezing, which if occurs in the presence of a nose full of Verdone can' sometimes end up in the uncontrolled release of this most 'of the time on hand, in that case you must immediately find someone to a friendly and supportive pat on the shoulder. There

'then Moccia, pure and simple, and it' accounted for more 'than 99% water, it has a smaller cooling conditions and the most joy' large and can 'and give' The breakthrough of the paper towel after a powerful blow.
to its inconsistency, the main problem is 'represented by the leakage of snot nose without the owner's knowledge and is, for some, an awkward situation all around to see that they laugh when you can' taste the snot on his lips.
The best time to break free from Moccia Satisfaction with the highest and 'blow it powerfully in the hands in the shower. Incidentally
the snot, and 'that when you sleep creates the bubble, criticized by some Japanese cartoons of the caliber of Doraemon and Ladybug. The

Flat Shoals are the most 'hostile' cause they cling to the walls of the nostrils and tenaciously resist tip of the nose, only well-trained will be able to nail 'as a grimaldello.Proprio to eradicate this extreme tenacity the satisfaction to get rid of it compensates the loss of many brave soldiers like nasal hairs sacrifice themselves for the sake of breathing

Let us finally to Capers , perhaps the most fruit ' Delicious offered by our bodies.
They are small, funny and precious balls of happiness' salted with graceful nuances of the green. For
capers and 'the word Scaccolarsi born, they are allowing us to make women weep for the first time, in the guise of a threat when children with outstretched finger, putting it in the nose pointed at the girls they are dedicated verses of the immortals Maestro Stefano Belisario:
"I try in my nostrils
a testimony of my roots, but I find

a fig tree and I will have to 'spread under some bench
as youth'"
to non c ' and 'nothing to add.

And 'the caper that curious and crazy as is', in love with life sometimes goes offside to watch the world pass him circonda.e only a finger around the nostrils, can 'shatter his dream of freedom'.
The caper does not go away with a simple nose blowing, and it 'a true friend does not want to leave and asks nothing more than a niche in your nose, but this does not understand human ingratitude, but rather sees the presence of the caper as an intrusion into his privacy. It is from this misunderstanding
generate lots more 'atrocious between finger and caper, where the nose and' a battleground in a war without quarter, and then we can see scenes like this: left palm resting on the nose with the function of cover and support the index finger of his right hand in that mission is wedged into the nostril. The Caper
understand you not be welcome inside the nose and leaves his position, but once and 'between the fingers of man, it realizes the error of taking an innocent essersela snots and got a black remorse over the 'often can not' do without eating it.
The best place to get out and enjoy a caper is a red light from 1920 (year of the introduction of red light)

Our summary on this fantastic argument is to conclude but I can not help but to give you a quick tip: Be careful
the number of phalanges that you put your nose to bleed for hunting caper is not worth it.

Now friends, I hope I did a bit of light on a subject hated by right-thinking people but loved by the Free Men, I make a last appeal:
"Coming home, you will find the children. Pull a snots your kids and say, That 's the Duke of snots "

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Perche 'the Chinese are nasty to everyone ....

Dear Friends far and near good morning to all,
I think it proper to make a brief but necessary reflection on the profound injustice which is, unfortunately, continues engaging in China's favor (I will write 'the name of that tiny country just to witness the smallness of that state)

Let me explain, what's now on the front pages of every newspaper?

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/05/sezioni/esteri/cina-terremoto/terremoto-secondo-giorno/terremoto-secondo-giorno.html

For nearly twelve thousand confirmed deaths must be added personesepolte of thousands under the rubble. In the county of more than ten thousand missing
Mianzhu Earthquake and the Massacre of 20 000 victims already cineseForse

The earthquake in china, right? How many deaths? 20,000 ... and we're all very sad them, but we certainly want to remember the other day that there 'was a sea of \u200b\u200bburraschetta in Burma took out 300,000 people and more', and 'also sunk the ship carrying Red Cross aid. And this candid of Burma right to the title of national rather than 'sucker of the century along with Thailand and Bangladesh.

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/05/sezioni/esteri/birmania-ciclone-1/bilancio-onu/bilancio-onu.html

The latest United Nations figures give a tragediaLe more severe than official estimates of the Scheme are 28 thousand and 33 thousand victims scattered
Burma worsens the budget "220 thousand missing 100 thousand dead
sank the aid of the Red Cross office.

Now I will fly over 'the fact that if in a crowded nation, like the two above, we build houses in poo and straw on top of each other at the first gust of wind coming down 'with a domino effect all bad, that even to justify the existence of the UN.

prefer to focus sull'antipatia generating the Chinese, these damn scripts, buoniannulla, boastful and arrogant that are nothing.
Someone invented DVD players ... and they copy them, someone makes the Olympics and they also want them to do, someone has a humanitarian tragedy and to their copy ... are incredible, they want to make Saputelli, the first class without studying.
And this for me, dear friends, and 'something that I can not stand.

The examples are obvious and many more but I would take the 'explanation and that concerns us.
Everyone knows that the best of world cuisine and 'the Italian cuisine in the many forms that it assumes in the different regions, we know we know the Germans know the French (that crack of envy for this) and I learned the Chinese script.
And what did these useless people? They have not copied the kitchen, obviously being unable to prepare any dish worthy of the name but they have copied the idea of \u200b\u200bopening up thousands of good food restaurants.
There are so many of these slums mandarine that eventually the common man and 'believed that the poison that are not' so lethal.
Even the Italians should be disgusted by what 'that has been shaped by these Mangiacane go to Chinese restaurant to eat the treats that musigialli are cheap and then go home and say
"What clever these Chinese guy, make good food and make you pay the right, as they are honest "
I know everyone says that the Chinese give dogs and cats to eat and and 'why is cheap, but if you think about it: first, the dog and the cat are then so cheap as you think, then people will not be more disgusted then 'from time to eat in four at the Chinese restaurant they always willingly.

The secret ingredient that makes it attractive yellow kitchen in Italy and 'the OLD .
Italy and 'now full of magiariso but you have never seen an old man among them? NO.
Where to put them after they turned 60? In nursing homes? Hospices? I think not! I say with confidence that the Old and Old is a key part of Chinese cuisine.
understand, Friends, as these pseudo-geeks we're rubbing? By building their plates around the old, and they are blowing the primate of the restaurant with an ingredient in our beautiful peninsula and 'full !!!!!
Really Our cooks and chefs are so short-sighted not to solve this basic conundrum? Yet
and 'so simple and affordable for everyone ... THE OLD AND' GOOD!!
Think of aged wine or cheese ... and the same, and 'the human being.

only conclude recalling that those wise guy Berlusconi said that the Chinese boiled children. ... If he had told the truth ', which at the time he was well over 65 years would be the first to finish in pot.

friends let the soul in peace, this time we will not be heard, and witness the decline of the Italian table, let's enjoy as long as 'there will be'.
I greet you and beyond usual good shirt, I wish you a good appetite at all

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Dear Friends far and near,
Today we will analyze the ancient technique of "Shoot Panzani" otherwise known as the noble art the "crap"

The example shows that the article today, and 'clear and you can highlight all the psychological stages of this colossal Dance teacher and we tried and' failed (as did some newspaper published) a pouring out the Italian public.

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/08_aprile_28/croccolo_marilyn_84cd7b10-1506-11dd-805d-00144f02aabc.shtml

will report 'the article in its original version (in blue italics) and the intervallero' with Our observations and with a little exercise emulation:

"I had an affair with Marilyn"

Here! The first shot to attract the attention of astanti.E 'important that it is a huge exaggeration, because' the audience will begin to doubt, to laugh, but will be clearly drawn.

Let us also, "I beat Mike Tyson "

Croccolo The revelation of Charles, an actor of 81 years:" It lasted three months and then fled "

The newspaper presents the Master of strontium, which is showing off its ability ', but realizing where it can' bring this interview to a slight excuse: 81 years ... could be objectively vaguely stoned, but he did not, show polished, ready and this is recognized by the touch of the sample, 'a term exact its bullshit.

And now to us: "I punched shortly before his second ritono the Ring"

ROME - "Yes, unfortunately it's true. Marilyn Monroe and I have had a love affair. It lasted only three months but I was madly in love with her. Just being with her was hell and I eventually fled. "

Take heed to the sublime technique, first said he had an affair with a woman absolutely impossible for him, but a second later diminish the fact, a show of false modesty and even trying to pass for sciocco.L 'use of the words and 'masterful "UNFORTUNATELY" "I ran away" ... but unfortunately that? You idiot, you were with Marily Monroe .... you are away? But will be 'better run now that if you take your colleagues to swell hospice barrel, after this revelation.

ES: "I do not boast of having beaten Mike, violence and 'never a solution to diverbi.Avrei certainly could have prevented it with him and have an accident report"

LOVE STORY - The actor has revealed the curious details of the brief and tormented love story with [...]« I met Norma Monroe (Marilyn's real name was Norma Jean Baker) in the worst period of her life: she died about a year later, in 1962 [. ..] I met her at a party in Los Angeles, by Sammy Davis and the entourage of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy. I stood on the sidelines until I saw her. We started talking and then ... It started well, as many stories begin "

And here, the good Croccolo, pass, widen the range of sizes to stonzata ever seen before with a tiny detail that gives strength to the story, use your real name and not pseudonym, with a familiarity 'that could displace any microcephalic ... but then, but then, dear friends, the teacher understands that when you are' in for a pound ... and then dance 'cause restricted solely to Marilyn ... HE WAS A PARTY TO THE PRESIDENT KENNEDY ... oh mind you, but he stood apart '... then there is thin and note that' she was to see him ... NO COMMENT

Ex: "I was in Brooklyn that was driving my Corvette Limousine, accompanied home Milla Jovovich, and a red light a salami I tampona.E 'began, as many begin discussions "

The actor, however, reveals a detail that could to undermine the image of the woman who has become the universal symbol of feminine charm. "Marilyn was beautiful but had a bit 'of cellulite. When we started our story, Norma already taking stimulants and drank. His body had begun to suffer. [...]

At this point, though, 'maybe the Master realizes that and' exposed to too much, and then the screen behind a screen, in other words "Boys have been with Marilyn, but ... nothing that was a gore make-up, you know how many of you have been better?" but I do like ... TACI

ES: "Falling out of the car this bull a bit overweight, Tyson was in bad shape. I shout a bit and say that I nailed and then approaching menacingly. But if you scare me, is precisely the wrong type "

" Of course, it was not easy to be cavalier servant, not even for a woman so remarkable, but it was the only way to be with Norma. You had to accept everything about her, the fact that, even drunk, he knew one day and disappeared with him. I've accepted until One day, I did not over and I fled. "

Here, however, 'never said it was more' guessed the "Lies have short legs" adage has always been dear to the mothers, while attempting to justify its Balla, poor Croccolo drops the whole castle: If three months of history, she disappeared for days along with another, what do you mean? That the two were never together, already 'and' time if they talked once ...
Then a last attempt: "I have escaped ".... you ran away? Whilst it may be that you have exchanged telephone number, and 'that she has ever shit ... instead get a REASON, OLD!

ES: "QuandoTyson was one step away from me, stretching my arms to my neck, sferrai a powerful blow to the abdomen. I broke all the bones of the hand and from that day I feed only vegetable soup, but Mike still trembles in my memory "

And so, dear friends, concludes a class on how to spare Balle and how to identify them, hoping to be helpful, there was hope: A Good Shirt
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Dear Friends far and near,
Today, the topic on which I would like to reflect and 'and as' easy to become stupid overestimating ..

But first things first, and And let in useless chatter. In 1950

China is the 'Tibet saying that he was free (you know what, given that prior to the Tibetans were slaves became independent after a communist government of shit) and at that time only complained a great power 'of this fact in the councils of the UN: El Salvador (and it shows the futility' of the United Nations is not 'a recent thing)

So, we said that Communist China (shit) is occupies its Tibet in 1950, and Tenzin Gyatso (the current Dalai Lama), that time had 15 years to try to mediate with China (of shit), which is obviously not for shits and nothing in 1959 requires its terms of winning the useless Tibet. In 1959
United States (which never miss an opportunity to get their facts) are organizing an attempted uprising in Tibet against China (shit), obviously the revolt of those bald Buddhist fails miserably and Tenzin Gyatso , four four, leaving his fearless monks at the mercy of the Communists (of shit) goes to India and why you take the Nobel Peace Prize (award since he 'was also given to Arafat, has lost some of its value)

So Veneda to us and to this day, the Dalai Lama and 'in exile 50 years now and what' s gonna change for Tibet? NOTHING NIETO .

And then, after not having done anything, that is to say that shows the article in the Republic today:

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/04/sezioni/esteri/tibet -scontri-lhasa/dimissioni-dalai-lama/dimissioni-dalai-lama.html? ref = search


"Tibet, the Dalai Lama warns
" I resign if the violence grows "
" The Dalai Lama is in favor only non-violent protests against the Olympic torch and against repression in Tibet. "The violence - he said - is totally wrong." The aim is hoped that the spiritual leader is to achieve autonomy for Tibet "

Then friends, I hope that none of you have overlooked the presumption and the obtuse stupidity 'that lurks behind these words.
But this one who is believed to be that after 50 years all that 'could do' to convince Richard Gere and Marco Columbro that if they behave well, you reincarnate into a form of life 'as intelligent ... if this was hard ... as long as you reincarnate in fullatore with 2 speed 'and the game and' done. This

bingo-bully monk whose mind is completely obscured (intorpitida, for the less educated) from the nonsense that shoots all the time and it is more 'now and not even realize that' slave of the character and that 'that is self-created' master of life (see article on Life Coach, below) even if this' he says has absolutely no sense.

wants indipedente of Tibet but does not want violence ..... but with its peaceful methods to Tibet in 50 years has never deigned to look anyone and only when four monks are a bit 'angry and have taken the baton someone has discovered the existence of Tibet.

In 50 years' went back and forth all over the world, no one knows with the money of those who know ... well ... with the money of fools who have come from his talk duped Pacific / reincarnationists / pantheistic and who bought his books and went to hear his lectures and still ... 'went back and forth like papolacco saying the same things Papaccio only that he was dressed in orange instead of white .... and above all getting the same results ie ': NO.
But this is nothing, so much pain in the ass who want to teach everybody how to live it and 'fill the world but it really insopporabile skinheads in this almond-eyed, even he does not believe in what he preaches ...

Let me explain: What is' a Dalai Lama ? a reincarnation of Buddha fat, right? and then 'something that you and predestined you and always will' to infinity ... and then this stoned from what you want to resign from his own soul or his karma, how do you resign from one thing to which you are 'doomed?

He does not understand anything which has the religion of his stupid ... maybe because it 's only un'accozaglia of bows with folded hands, orange robes and pacifist hypocrisy, anyone could start a religion so .....

Finally, Tibet will not 'never free, do it with peaceful means with the "violent" because' only interested in Tibet and the Dalai Lama Reinhold Messner (and all of its future incarnations) will continue 'to make money insecure about making money hand over fist, the Olympics will suck this year and China 'still a communist dictatorship of shit. Wishing
to all a good week .... Ayurvedic greet you as becomes rational people: Good
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Dalai Luca.