I ask:
Dear Editor,
In compliment to the condition that the blog is becoming more 'a reference point for people like me who can no longer' find on Focus the sights' that fomenting step to submit my application.
being domiciled in Dublin, but longing for an early return to more and more 'florid Italian situation, however tantinello are concerned about the employment situation seems to me a bit' less rosy of the political and social life.
time ago and I 'happened to meet a friend of a friend who plays the famous profession LIFE COACH , and he outlined the exciting possibility' of use. Now I am addressing you with a flurry of questions: What is' a Life Coach? What are its benefits to society '? How do I become Caoach Life? And yet 'cause they did not think all?
sure you a ready reply, the sending
Sincerely
Dear Friends I would answer the above question and knowledge for the good of all.
First of all dear friend Dublin I would share your desire to return to Italy because the situation is lush and 'created will not be able' to improve, but I do not understand your concerns about the world of work in our beautiful peninsula.
And the work is not 'a problem in Italy thanks to professionals such as Life Coach catogorie and many other professionals working in the same branch, as the car stereo thieves, the thieves and kidnappers apartment. These noble
experts make us partakers of their immense Acquaintances of life and the world through small gestures or elegant phrases that remind us mere mortals, and make us think all the time.
But since I'm not a Life Coach, and believe me, I would be really, I find it hard to abstract and to rise to the stature of these luminaries, I need something pragmatic and examples, so I went to a site Life Coaching:
http://www.lifecoachlab. com /
the home page and I found their statement of intent, say their manifesto that I report below:
"Stimulate the transformation in people, team and corporate culture to achieve extraordinary results.
Life Coach Lab is the first Italian coaching company founded in 2001 with a clear mission: to support people, and team leader in transforming necessary to create a highly effective and deeper awareness and thereby achieve extraordinary results "
now avoid 'to speak of this triumph of verbs in the infinitive, but it seems to me a sentence written by an Indian trying to talk Italian, but still can not join (as a novice priest) ... But let
rather to analyze the value of a sentence that touches the deepest chords more 'intimate of our souls and fills us with gratitude to the life coach so that love us and work exclusively for our own good.
First of all it seems to me an invitation, a little refined, cleaned say, horrible thing to do, of any type, for example, make their employees hierarchs Nazi
necessary transformation (from center left to ordinary men enrolled in the German Workers 'Party)
Context Effectiveness (the final solution!)
Deep Awareness (know which is' the ideal temperature for cooking the Jews)
Extraordinary Results ( Jews have all the money in our accounts in Switzerland)
Or a clear invitation to sexual deviations
necessary transformation (from normal men who liked the chick in disguise)
Context Effectiveness (Beating the competition of Brazilian viados)
Deep Awareness (use the eyeliner and eye without taking off a beard to hide the phard)
Extraordinary Results (seize 30 cm in back without complaint)
So from this, I draw the conclusion that the Life Coaching and 'a very flexible profession, which bends to the demands of the labor market, finding simple solutions to complicated problems quickly and above all wrong.
You can not ', then, do not analyze things, and' a Life Coach for a complete understanding of all:
Life Coach is the name of a new professional who assists others in their development of life and in the conduct of their projects.
The Life Coach examines the evolution of the individual, his dreams, his motivations, his allocation of time and priorities. "
In other words the Life Coach teaches you how to live your life 'cause he knows how to live, and he knows how to live' cause he 's one that has created a beautiful life full of satisfaction and joy .. ... thanks to the money that you give.
So life coach, Master of Life teaches you how to live my life as your money allows him to have
As if the Master Chef cooking for you, but then he eats everything he
As if a ski after we worn on top of the mountain gave a kick in the ass to get you off and mentrerotoli he filmed the whole thing and we won the contest Paperissima
and could continue indefinitely.
Inspired by this wonderful job, I I would propose as a Marriage Coach, that 'I'll teach you how to be a good husband, but your wife fuck me .... I only carefully selected customers. So dear reader
afferzionato, if you want to go back to Italy and have a good job, you just have to sharpen our wits and find a bit of balls to pay for your spending .... like the Life Coach. Hoping to have been exhaustive
hope a very good shirt to All.
From Your Life Coach. Master Yoda
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