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Dear Friends near and far,
again with great joy on our blog: Reviews of the great Duke.

The film I watched for you and ' 10,000 BC a movie recently, in March 2008, which has unjustly received a lot of negative reviews (scores of 37 out of tipoun 100 or 9 positive reviews out of 109 requests).

But let us also to make a rencesione and then the choice is yours whether to see this movie, if you have not already done so, or not.

Review: Note: The following is disclosed, in whole or in part, the plot of the opera .

In 10,000 BC (at least the title, but may have been the rumors 9.998 seconds) there is' a tribe of Rasta white instead of living in Jamaica and smoking barrels, lives in the mountains in the middle the snow and hunting mammoths, or at least we saw evidence that when they tried to catch one were able to take just because the poor and mammoths' died of natural causes (thought a congenital malformation of the heart).

Well, this guy claiming to have killed off the hairy elephant (lie still forgivable because 'so he could tow the beautiful village) is given the sign of power, "the White Spear" ... which then brings bad luck for the duration of the film.

still get more on particular White Spear 'late, so this is no time to amuse her with a beautiful bird, comes a group of big man and does a bit of pillaging the village, eat supplies, take the skins and of course steal some of the tribe of people 'of Rasta mountain.

Then the protagonist, take stock and barrel, loads his White Spear, and he tries to chase the bad guys with a couple of friends .. in three against 20 bad guys, big and well-armed but not subtilized ... maybe the tactics of war rasta are more 'effective than we think.
While running back, several things happen, the most 'paradoxical' definitely what happens to one of the rasta who died in combat in a cane field in the reeds ... dead ... what better stereotype and what better death a rasta.

Then as they continue to chase the bad guys, are found in Africa (mah?) And fail to remedy the help of the entire nation with only the Negro problem to have as an itinerant performer who has learned Italian Riccione, and that has trimmed two CDs and a couple of Pausini Sundeck Tarot (another fast stereotype).

So with all these people go to look for the good (who hate it) and are found in Egypt where they use slaves and mammoths to build pyramids space ... of course there is' the final battle, they kill everyone and then are all free and in place of a beautiful old rasta dies in the mountains (please do not ask me to explain how 'success did not understand that nobody).
And they all lived happily ever after.

Analysis: This film
I would have called "Pull over 'a hair ... bandwagon Mammutt that a" guy and the' fact millantamila kilometers to the girl, oh is nice, but you know how many they are found with less effort?
There 's also a geographical problem, such mountains, then africa egypt black and then ... but which way did he do?
Not to mention another aspect a bit quirky, because if all animals were double those that exist right now (mammutt, mad tiger of the desert and the horned giant reed) the horses of the bad guys were normal?

But let those aspects for which the film deserves to be seen:
First, the film is sbellicare with laughter, and 'such a jumble of trivial and childish stereotypes that makes it unbeatable when viewed with friends
Second, and much more 'important,' a film that makes us open our eyes to what is today the women, the beautiful village have become prtenziose.
The protagonist, a simple White Spear (which also had belonged to his father) and a necklace of teeth and towed the girl that loved him ... but now BMW, Mercedes, real jewels, and so on ...
you believe it? I do not.

So the real message of the movie and why everyone should see it, and 'just that we should go back to the good old and dear old days when little was happy with, just kill all the Arabs, make friends with the blacks we sell the merchandise at low cost and all become rasta.
would be a much better world ...

I close by asking a question: the director, Roland Emmerich who also made Independence Day, The Patriot, The Day after Gozzilla and has never thought of changing jobs?

Good Shirt Critical to All.

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