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Dear Friends far and near,
Today we will analyze the ancient technique of "Shoot Panzani" otherwise known as the noble art the "crap"

The example shows that the article today, and 'clear and you can highlight all the psychological stages of this colossal Dance teacher and we tried and' failed (as did some newspaper published) a pouring out the Italian public.

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/08_aprile_28/croccolo_marilyn_84cd7b10-1506-11dd-805d-00144f02aabc.shtml

will report 'the article in its original version (in blue italics) and the intervallero' with Our observations and with a little exercise emulation:

"I had an affair with Marilyn"

Here! The first shot to attract the attention of astanti.E 'important that it is a huge exaggeration, because' the audience will begin to doubt, to laugh, but will be clearly drawn.

Let us also, "I beat Mike Tyson "

Croccolo The revelation of Charles, an actor of 81 years:" It lasted three months and then fled "

The newspaper presents the Master of strontium, which is showing off its ability ', but realizing where it can' bring this interview to a slight excuse: 81 years ... could be objectively vaguely stoned, but he did not, show polished, ready and this is recognized by the touch of the sample, 'a term exact its bullshit.

And now to us: "I punched shortly before his second ritono the Ring"

ROME - "Yes, unfortunately it's true. Marilyn Monroe and I have had a love affair. It lasted only three months but I was madly in love with her. Just being with her was hell and I eventually fled. "

Take heed to the sublime technique, first said he had an affair with a woman absolutely impossible for him, but a second later diminish the fact, a show of false modesty and even trying to pass for sciocco.L 'use of the words and 'masterful "UNFORTUNATELY" "I ran away" ... but unfortunately that? You idiot, you were with Marily Monroe .... you are away? But will be 'better run now that if you take your colleagues to swell hospice barrel, after this revelation.

ES: "I do not boast of having beaten Mike, violence and 'never a solution to diverbi.Avrei certainly could have prevented it with him and have an accident report"

LOVE STORY - The actor has revealed the curious details of the brief and tormented love story with [...]« I met Norma Monroe (Marilyn's real name was Norma Jean Baker) in the worst period of her life: she died about a year later, in 1962 [. ..] I met her at a party in Los Angeles, by Sammy Davis and the entourage of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy. I stood on the sidelines until I saw her. We started talking and then ... It started well, as many stories begin "

And here, the good Croccolo, pass, widen the range of sizes to stonzata ever seen before with a tiny detail that gives strength to the story, use your real name and not pseudonym, with a familiarity 'that could displace any microcephalic ... but then, but then, dear friends, the teacher understands that when you are' in for a pound ... and then dance 'cause restricted solely to Marilyn ... HE WAS A PARTY TO THE PRESIDENT KENNEDY ... oh mind you, but he stood apart '... then there is thin and note that' she was to see him ... NO COMMENT

Ex: "I was in Brooklyn that was driving my Corvette Limousine, accompanied home Milla Jovovich, and a red light a salami I tampona.E 'began, as many begin discussions "

The actor, however, reveals a detail that could to undermine the image of the woman who has become the universal symbol of feminine charm. "Marilyn was beautiful but had a bit 'of cellulite. When we started our story, Norma already taking stimulants and drank. His body had begun to suffer. [...]

At this point, though, 'maybe the Master realizes that and' exposed to too much, and then the screen behind a screen, in other words "Boys have been with Marilyn, but ... nothing that was a gore make-up, you know how many of you have been better?" but I do like ... TACI

ES: "Falling out of the car this bull a bit overweight, Tyson was in bad shape. I shout a bit and say that I nailed and then approaching menacingly. But if you scare me, is precisely the wrong type "

" Of course, it was not easy to be cavalier servant, not even for a woman so remarkable, but it was the only way to be with Norma. You had to accept everything about her, the fact that, even drunk, he knew one day and disappeared with him. I've accepted until One day, I did not over and I fled. "

Here, however, 'never said it was more' guessed the "Lies have short legs" adage has always been dear to the mothers, while attempting to justify its Balla, poor Croccolo drops the whole castle: If three months of history, she disappeared for days along with another, what do you mean? That the two were never together, already 'and' time if they talked once ...
Then a last attempt: "I have escaped ".... you ran away? Whilst it may be that you have exchanged telephone number, and 'that she has ever shit ... instead get a REASON, OLD!

ES: "QuandoTyson was one step away from me, stretching my arms to my neck, sferrai a powerful blow to the abdomen. I broke all the bones of the hand and from that day I feed only vegetable soup, but Mike still trembles in my memory "

And so, dear friends, concludes a class on how to spare Balle and how to identify them, hoping to be helpful, there was hope: A Good Shirt
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Dear Friends far and near,
Today, the topic on which I would like to reflect and 'and as' easy to become stupid overestimating ..

But first things first, and And let in useless chatter. In 1950

China is the 'Tibet saying that he was free (you know what, given that prior to the Tibetans were slaves became independent after a communist government of shit) and at that time only complained a great power 'of this fact in the councils of the UN: El Salvador (and it shows the futility' of the United Nations is not 'a recent thing)

So, we said that Communist China (shit) is occupies its Tibet in 1950, and Tenzin Gyatso (the current Dalai Lama), that time had 15 years to try to mediate with China (of shit), which is obviously not for shits and nothing in 1959 requires its terms of winning the useless Tibet. In 1959
United States (which never miss an opportunity to get their facts) are organizing an attempted uprising in Tibet against China (shit), obviously the revolt of those bald Buddhist fails miserably and Tenzin Gyatso , four four, leaving his fearless monks at the mercy of the Communists (of shit) goes to India and why you take the Nobel Peace Prize (award since he 'was also given to Arafat, has lost some of its value)

So Veneda to us and to this day, the Dalai Lama and 'in exile 50 years now and what' s gonna change for Tibet? NOTHING NIETO .

And then, after not having done anything, that is to say that shows the article in the Republic today:

http://www.repubblica.it/2008/04/sezioni/esteri/tibet -scontri-lhasa/dimissioni-dalai-lama/dimissioni-dalai-lama.html? ref = search


"Tibet, the Dalai Lama warns
" I resign if the violence grows "
" The Dalai Lama is in favor only non-violent protests against the Olympic torch and against repression in Tibet. "The violence - he said - is totally wrong." The aim is hoped that the spiritual leader is to achieve autonomy for Tibet "

Then friends, I hope that none of you have overlooked the presumption and the obtuse stupidity 'that lurks behind these words.
But this one who is believed to be that after 50 years all that 'could do' to convince Richard Gere and Marco Columbro that if they behave well, you reincarnate into a form of life 'as intelligent ... if this was hard ... as long as you reincarnate in fullatore with 2 speed 'and the game and' done. This

bingo-bully monk whose mind is completely obscured (intorpitida, for the less educated) from the nonsense that shoots all the time and it is more 'now and not even realize that' slave of the character and that 'that is self-created' master of life (see article on Life Coach, below) even if this' he says has absolutely no sense.

wants indipedente of Tibet but does not want violence ..... but with its peaceful methods to Tibet in 50 years has never deigned to look anyone and only when four monks are a bit 'angry and have taken the baton someone has discovered the existence of Tibet.

In 50 years' went back and forth all over the world, no one knows with the money of those who know ... well ... with the money of fools who have come from his talk duped Pacific / reincarnationists / pantheistic and who bought his books and went to hear his lectures and still ... 'went back and forth like papolacco saying the same things Papaccio only that he was dressed in orange instead of white .... and above all getting the same results ie ': NO.
But this is nothing, so much pain in the ass who want to teach everybody how to live it and 'fill the world but it really insopporabile skinheads in this almond-eyed, even he does not believe in what he preaches ...

Let me explain: What is' a Dalai Lama ? a reincarnation of Buddha fat, right? and then 'something that you and predestined you and always will' to infinity ... and then this stoned from what you want to resign from his own soul or his karma, how do you resign from one thing to which you are 'doomed?

He does not understand anything which has the religion of his stupid ... maybe because it 's only un'accozaglia of bows with folded hands, orange robes and pacifist hypocrisy, anyone could start a religion so .....

Finally, Tibet will not 'never free, do it with peaceful means with the "violent" because' only interested in Tibet and the Dalai Lama Reinhold Messner (and all of its future incarnations) will continue 'to make money insecure about making money hand over fist, the Olympics will suck this year and China 'still a communist dictatorship of shit. Wishing
to all a good week .... Ayurvedic greet you as becomes rational people: Good
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I ask:

Dear Editor,
In compliment to the condition that the blog is becoming more 'a reference point for people like me who can no longer' find on Focus the sights' that fomenting step to submit my application.
being domiciled in Dublin, but longing for an early return to more and more 'florid Italian situation, however tantinello are concerned about the employment situation seems to me a bit' less rosy of the political and social life.
time ago and I 'happened to meet a friend of a friend who plays the famous profession LIFE COACH , and he outlined the exciting possibility' of use. Now I am addressing you with a flurry of questions: What is' a Life Coach? What are its benefits to society '? How do I become Caoach Life? And yet 'cause they did not think all?
sure you a ready reply, the sending
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Dear Friends I would answer the above question and knowledge for the good of all.

First of all dear friend Dublin I would share your desire to return to Italy because the situation is lush and 'created will not be able' to improve, but I do not understand your concerns about the world of work in our beautiful peninsula.
And the work is not 'a problem in Italy thanks to professionals such as Life Coach catogorie and many other professionals working in the same branch, as the car stereo thieves, the thieves and kidnappers apartment. These noble
experts make us partakers of their immense Acquaintances of life and the world through small gestures or elegant phrases that remind us mere mortals, and make us think all the time.
But since I'm not a Life Coach, and believe me, I would be really, I find it hard to abstract and to rise to the stature of these luminaries, I need something pragmatic and examples, so I went to a site Life Coaching:

http://www.lifecoachlab. com /

the home page and I found their statement of intent, say their manifesto that I report below:

"Stimulate the transformation in people, team and corporate culture to achieve extraordinary results.
Life Coach Lab is the first Italian coaching company founded in 2001 with a clear mission: to support people, and team leader in transforming necessary to create a highly effective and deeper awareness and thereby achieve extraordinary results "

now avoid 'to speak of this triumph of verbs in the infinitive, but it seems to me a sentence written by an Indian trying to talk Italian, but still can not join (as a novice priest) ... But let
rather to analyze the value of a sentence that touches the deepest chords more 'intimate of our souls and fills us with gratitude to the life coach so that love us and work exclusively for our own good.
First of all it seems to me an invitation, a little refined, cleaned say, horrible thing to do, of any type, for example, make their employees hierarchs Nazi
necessary transformation (from center left to ordinary men enrolled in the German Workers 'Party)
Context Effectiveness (the final solution!)
Deep Awareness (know which is' the ideal temperature for cooking the Jews)
Extraordinary Results ( Jews have all the money in our accounts in Switzerland)

Or a clear invitation to sexual deviations
necessary transformation (from normal men who liked the chick in disguise)
Context Effectiveness (Beating the competition of Brazilian viados)
Deep Awareness (use the eyeliner and eye without taking off a beard to hide the phard)
Extraordinary Results (seize 30 cm in back without complaint)

So from this, I draw the conclusion that the Life Coaching and 'a very flexible profession, which bends to the demands of the labor market, finding simple solutions to complicated problems quickly and above all wrong.

You can not ', then, do not analyze things, and' a Life Coach for a complete understanding of all:

Life Coach is the name of a new professional who assists others in their development of life and in the conduct of their projects.
The Life Coach examines the evolution of the individual, his dreams, his motivations, his allocation of time and priorities. "

In other words the Life Coach teaches you how to live your life 'cause he knows how to live, and he knows how to live' cause he 's one that has created a beautiful life full of satisfaction and joy .. ... thanks to the money that you give.

So life coach, Master of Life teaches you how to live my life as your money allows him to have
As if the Master Chef cooking for you, but then he eats everything he
As if a ski after we worn on top of the mountain gave a kick in the ass to get you off and mentrerotoli he filmed the whole thing and we won the contest Paperissima
and could continue indefinitely.

Inspired by this wonderful job, I I would propose as a Marriage Coach, that 'I'll teach you how to be a good husband, but your wife fuck me .... I only carefully selected customers. So dear reader
afferzionato, if you want to go back to Italy and have a good job, you just have to sharpen our wits and find a bit of balls to pay for your spending .... like the Life Coach. Hoping to have been exhaustive
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Enough of Wikipedia and Treccani and the Manual of Junior Woodchucks.
Let me explain how I will never have diarrhea and what is'.

Diarrhoea:

diarrhea, or better known as the "piss ass", and 'the phenomenon of terror with running the toilet to get always a little short.
E 'often accompanied by excessive use of toilet paper, because the liquid shit sticking to the sides of ass they dry out, as with diarrhea, the time spent expands on the cup 'cause every subsequent fart could be a harbinger of new surprises.

As everyone knows, the diarrhea can 'have several causes and can' occur in many shapes, colors and, say, urgency.

diarrhea Cold:

Diarrhea cold and 'perhaps the most' common, at least as far as I'm concerned, and looks like a particularly violent but liberating.
Diarrhea cold, also known as also "Cagotto " is manifested by a run to the bathroom, the unbuttoned pants, sitting on the donut (the most 'of the time just in time) and a big fart mixed shit.
All accompanied by a "AAAAAAAAHHHHH" of relief, all accompanied by a halo of sketches of guano that have gained pace, 'thanks to the pressure of the gas released in the meantime.
is not 'the most' liquid diarrhea and presents the big pieces that go to decorate the inside of the cup in its entire circumference, but this 'no longer a concern' from time 'cause flushing and a normal' and not enough to clean lavorarre of brush as it should be in the more 'dense drifting.

Why 'diarrhea is the cold?
Obviously the cold .... but 'cause the shit goes from solid to liquid? and especially how? Then
The process is not 'difficult to understand, follow me carefully as we explore the human body.
The cold freezes the outer casings (scientific term) and are more 'rigid, this does not allow these peristaltic movement complete and perfect features' of the digestive system, which makes you shit and liquids from clogging in the vicinity of 'ileum and mingling and slamming them reside together in the normal human movement. This
crushing fart in a myriad of small stink bombs, the deadly mix mud and 'what', which is then released from the ass when cold air enters the stomach (like the draft of the balcony door) and just like an open door is current and move the sheets and cards, but in this case to move quickly and without brakes and 'a ball of shit and sewage that is suddenly thrown off, with the already' mentioned effect hail in the water.

diarrhea from dairy products:

diarrhea from dairy products, but can 'be caused by other foods and that this be' intolerant, and 'known as " trots." The
trots and 'very deceitful and treacherous, sometimes corppo emits only the stimulus of fart, but this turns out to be fatal to his underwear and in the worst case for the pants.
Terrible seated turns out to be deadly when standing, and only a sudden narrowing of the hole Job will be able to 'prevent the crime, the brief should be changed anyway in any case. The trots
is divided into two main types, the Simple and Slow . The Simple and
trots' as the following ingestion of a small quantity of food intolerance, and is manifested by the classic race to the toilet tight ass, splash, the relief and thereby control the pant.
All solved with a 10-20 minute panic, but nothing more '. The Slow and
trots 'rather bad and even if one thinks he can keep under control, she goes around and spreads panic among your ass and boxers and does not care if people think that it' a shameless, she wants to go out the same.
The Slow, and once you 'to the bathroom and' then also very smart, 'cause after the subsidiary to pant, as a whole I think I did just as you get up here that it and' them, ready to panic semiare and terror among the tarzanelli you see so inundated by a tsunami of feces and destruction (as if they were small Thai).
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The velvety texture of the slow trots aspettetto has as positive the fact that it can not 'cling to anything and can not' do nothing but slide slowly towards its inevitable fate.

Why 'is generated by the trots intolerance?
The problem of melting from solid to liquid in this case and 'slightly more' complex and from the stomach itself and then pass bowel. The food
intolerable is placed in the stomach, which the League as an intolerant, angry rebels and refuses to start the digestive process, then, 'cause irritated, also generates a bit more' stomach acid.
stomach intolerant then opened the valve and then throws everything out the door (as if the Bossi-Fini law has just been launched) and all the sinks in the gut, too intolerant and yet he does not want to know anything about these alien substances and process for Direttisima away from the sheet with the summary procedure. From this intolerant behavior
intestine is the urgency of the race to the toilet, and the resulting espunsione fast, but since we are in the presence of substances such as gypsies and recurrent dodger we will also have the phenomenon of imitation in this slow trots that only a abdominal can add 'stamp.

the trots, you have all noticed, and 'for the reasons mentioned above even the most' smelly.

It 'obvious that there are still thousands of aspects to be studied but the time available to me and' limited so I close here, but if there are other questions, feel free to ask.

It 's always nice to learn.
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